Ok everyone - sincere apologies.
I'm still getting to grips with this new site and the Disqus commenting system.
Firstly, it's showing ads for some of you - something I was unaware of, until I checked and realised that there were over 100 comments on the post advising me of them! If you are seeing ads it's because of setting you have - cookies or ad settings etc - I have ads completely disabled on Disqus.
At the moment, I am locked out of Disqus. Can't respond, don't get notified when you comment. Happy Days. I will respond to you as soon as my commenting system allows me to. Sorry. 
In the meantime, thank you for attempting to let me know about the dodgy Victoria-Beckham-(non) endorsed-scam creams and if you see any ads, anything on this site that makes you think 'Hhmm, that doesn't fit with Caroline's usual ethics/takes on things/rants, simply ignore it, check your settings and tell it to:
